jamies-wonderland:

Wonderland

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

feat:

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

today-the-world-is-ugly:

I left my jacket in my friends truck and when I got it back this was left in the pocket.
You are so beautiful
I wish I could spend
every minute with you
and I miss you every
minute that I’m not
I could spend years
telling you all the
things I like about
you
So I’m just gonna
say in our solar
system there’s 9
planets, 204 countries,
809 islands, 7 seas,
and I have had
the privilege to meet
you
You to me are
1 in 7 billion and
theres no one else
Id rather spend time with than you

*sidenote*
I’m really sorry for
all the stuff that’s
been happening
lately

birdschoolforbirds:

nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.

HW